Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Not exactly Maslow's needs...

Seriously, who thinks of these things?

I was reading an article in USA Today about how people are obsessed with finding new ways to manipulate/use Google. Here's one of the lamest:

Google your name with the word "needs" after it.

Like so: "Jennifer needs"

Then notice all the things you need.

Like so: (This is what I need according to Google)

Jennifer needs...

...a cold shower.
...to get over it.
...to develop age-appropriate language for social situations.
...to manage her relationship with her father.
...faith.
...to move on with her life.
...advice.
...a pot of coffee and a window.
...to assert herself as a leader.
...your votes.

Um...ok.

I have no idea where to begin. Should I take the cold shower first, or get out there and rally for more votes?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm dying at these Jen! How funny is that? I want to go do it too...I figure you should start with age appropriate language for social situations (??).

Heidi said...

I have also heard of this. funny stuff

k. said...

Okay- so mine was sort of funny. a) A piece of cheesecake- yes please! b) a good book- I'm always reading and c) a good man! I guess Mike and I need to go on a date.